"Is this heaven?"
"No, it's Iowa."
( from the movie Field of Dreams )
"Let me guess....you're from outer space."
"No, i'm from Iowa; I only work in outer space."
( from the movie Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home )
( read no significance from the fact that Iowa is mentioned twice )
"Anytime you see a turtle atop a fence post, you know it had some help" - Alex Haley
"C is for cookie" - the Cookie Monster
"Beware of the Skeletoids!"
( they are from X-Com:Apocalypse )
"Never camp near garbage cans"
( from my friend Ken, who encountered a 600 lb. ( maybe it was less ) black bear one night )
↑←the bear was probably larger than this
↑←it probably didn't have a Raiders helmet, either
"Pain don't hurt"
George ( Sparky ) Anderson